REACHES OUT TO PAT YOU ON THE BACK BUT REALISES MY HANDS ARE KNIFE HANDS, CRIES, NO BACK PATTING, HIDES MY KNIFE HANDS CAREFULLY BEHIND MY BACK SO AS NOT TO STAB MYSELF

ANYWAY MURDER OIKAWA IT'S FINE EVERYTHING'S FINE (except the situation with Iwa/Hiwa, that can be super not fine, [shadow voice] push it push it push the gross limit Seijou)