"Everyone follows the account for me anyway, Max. I'm the pretty one; you're just the concept and face tune guy."

"Oh, how dare you."

"Do you actually think that there's a single person this planet that doesn't know that you photoshop your dick to make it look bigger?"

"Our dicks, all right? I photoshopped our dicks and I did it for US. You wanna cut deep!? Huh!? You wanna play dirty!? All right. You're. Not. Masculine."

"AH! YOU OVERRATED LITTLE TWINK."

"Hey, I am a twunk all right, that is a combination 'twink' and 'hunk,' get it!? HUNK."

— this clip that obviously deserves an academy award