(An implied fukuara crush but you can probably interpret whatever ships/orientations you're into)
HAKOGAKU TEAM-BUILDING GAME NIGHT IS GO (manami makes up the rules as he goes along lol)
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There is a murmur of discontent among the noble adventurers of the righteous kingdom of Hakogaku. The twenty-sided die skitters across the table, and lands ominously on a two. From behind the guidebook lent to him by one Onoda Sakamichi, Manami smiles serenely.
"The innkeeper declines to answer your rudely phrased questions. He continues to polish the counter, and mutters something under his breath that sounds like, 'filthy werewolf."
"Bastard. I'm gonna fuckin' eat the innkeeper," Arakita announces. He slams his fist on the table for emphasis, making the others jump.
"Is that allowed? Can he do that? Manami, can he do that?" Toudou squawks, frantically glancing around the table for someone to stop him.
Fukutomi raises an eyebrow, and squints at his character sheet, deliberating. Izumida smiles helplessly and holds his hands up as Toudou glares at him, the only one observing instead of playing.
"Fuckin' watch me," Arakita sneers.
"Roll to transform, Arakita-san," Manami says politely.
Toudou wails in despair as Arakita aggressively rolls the die. He throws it too far, and it bounces off the bowl of popcorn and lands in Fukutomi's lap. Arakita dives over the table for it, just as Toudou clambers from his seat and tries to shove him aside. Shinkai chuckles as he rises, meandering out of the room to gather more snacks.
"Fuku-chan, quick, tell me what it landed on! Get your hands off me, pretty boy!"
"Arakita, take this more seriously! Fuku, make him stop, he's gonna ruin the campaign," Toudou yowls, grappling with Arakita in an effort to keep him away from the die.
Fukutomi grunts in surprise as Arakita's bony elbow jabs him in the stomach. Gingerly he picks up the errant die between two fingers and places it onto the table, unnoticed by his companions.
"The Paladin of Tartaruga approaches the innkeeper," Fukutomi states gravely.
Manami's smile is unreadable as he steeples his fingers.
"The innkeeper looks unimpressed as he nods towards the bickering adventurers. 'Are you the leader of these ruffians? I've half a mind to kick you noisy lot right out in the streets,' he grumbles."
"I will keep my companions in line. We are on a holy quest. You should tell us where to find the werewolf king," Fukutomi intoned.
"The innkeeper laughs. 'Why would I bother to help a bunch of wolf lovers? Your kind cause nothing but trouble. In fact, your room cost just went up.'"
"Bastard," Arakita repeats, muffled voice coming from somewhere around Toudou's armpit. Toudou releases his headlock and squirms his way out of range of Arakita's pinches long enough to clap his hand over Fukutomi's mouth.
"Fuku, you're telling him everything! I'm the only one beautiful enough to charm people, so please, before you get us kicked out, let me do the talking!"
"Toudou-san does have the highest charisma," Izumida remarks, studying the rogue's character sheet. "But… is this correct, Manami?"
He points to the stats, and Manami chuckles indulgently.
"Yes, he literally put all of his points into charisma. His character is useless for anything but talking his way out of trouble. And seduction, I suppose."
Toudou makes an offended gasp. He launches into a lecture about the usefulness of good charisma while Arakita guffaws over him and snags some popcorn. Fukutomi ignores them and calmly peels Toudou's hand from his mouth.
"We will defeat the werewolf king and lift his curse. You should assist us because we are strong."
Manami's smile goes razor sharp.
"Is that a threat?" he asks, voice dangerously soft. "You don't have the skills to bluff." He gazes coolly over the table at Fukutomi, fingers toying idly with the d20, and is met with a momentary silence.
"It is the truth," Fukutomi responds solemnly. He slides his character sheet across the table to Manami, then stands up and removes his shirt. As he flexes his biceps silently, it's Arakita's turn to squawk. He chokes on his popcorn, face flushing deep red as Toudou pats him on the back and snickers under his breath.
Unfazed, Manami rolls the die to calculate. He whistles softly – a natural 20.
"…'You are indeed the strongest man I have ever seen,' the innkeeper admits, grudgingly impressed by the paladin's muscles. 'If anyone can end the curse on this town, it's you. I will help you.'"
Arakita whoops and cheers noisily as Toudou flounces back to his seat, crossing his arms in a sulk.
Izumida compares the sheets again, brows furrowed in concentration. "Ah, Fukutomi-san did the opposite of Toudou-san… all of his points are in strength," he murmurs.
"I am strong," Fukutomi said in way of explanation, and returns to his seat.
Shinkai ambles back into the room, arms laden with snacks, and raises an eyebrow.
"Juichi, why are you stripping? What did I miss?"
Manami's grin brightens.
"Oh, Arakita-san was about to bite someone, so Fukutomi-san successfully created a distraction," he chirps.
"I meant in the game," Shinkai deadpans as he peels open a power bar.
"Well, it was a success in both, look at how red the wolf's ears are," Toudou cackled.
"Fuck all of you," Arakita snaps, blushing furiously.
"It's generally not a good idea to insult the dungeon master, Arakita-san," Manami reminds him cheerfully. "Consider this your final warning."
FILL: Team Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, T
Fukutomi Juichi & Arakita Yasutomo & Toudou Jinpachi & Manami Sangaku & Shinkai Hayato & Izumida Touichirou, Yowapeda
(An implied fukuara crush but you can probably interpret whatever ships/orientations you're into)
HAKOGAKU TEAM-BUILDING GAME NIGHT IS GO (manami makes up the rules as he goes along lol)
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There is a murmur of discontent among the noble adventurers of the righteous kingdom of Hakogaku. The twenty-sided die skitters across the table, and lands ominously on a two. From behind the guidebook lent to him by one Onoda Sakamichi, Manami smiles serenely.
"The innkeeper declines to answer your rudely phrased questions. He continues to polish the counter, and mutters something under his breath that sounds like, 'filthy werewolf."
"Bastard. I'm gonna fuckin' eat the innkeeper," Arakita announces. He slams his fist on the table for emphasis, making the others jump.
"Is that allowed? Can he do that? Manami, can he do that?" Toudou squawks, frantically glancing around the table for someone to stop him.
Fukutomi raises an eyebrow, and squints at his character sheet, deliberating. Izumida smiles helplessly and holds his hands up as Toudou glares at him, the only one observing instead of playing.
"Fuckin' watch me," Arakita sneers.
"Roll to transform, Arakita-san," Manami says politely.
Toudou wails in despair as Arakita aggressively rolls the die. He throws it too far, and it bounces off the bowl of popcorn and lands in Fukutomi's lap. Arakita dives over the table for it, just as Toudou clambers from his seat and tries to shove him aside. Shinkai chuckles as he rises, meandering out of the room to gather more snacks.
"Fuku-chan, quick, tell me what it landed on! Get your hands off me, pretty boy!"
"Arakita, take this more seriously! Fuku, make him stop, he's gonna ruin the campaign," Toudou yowls, grappling with Arakita in an effort to keep him away from the die.
Fukutomi grunts in surprise as Arakita's bony elbow jabs him in the stomach. Gingerly he picks up the errant die between two fingers and places it onto the table, unnoticed by his companions.
"The Paladin of Tartaruga approaches the innkeeper," Fukutomi states gravely.
Manami's smile is unreadable as he steeples his fingers.
"The innkeeper looks unimpressed as he nods towards the bickering adventurers. 'Are you the leader of these ruffians? I've half a mind to kick you noisy lot right out in the streets,' he grumbles."
"I will keep my companions in line. We are on a holy quest. You should tell us where to find the werewolf king," Fukutomi intoned.
"The innkeeper laughs. 'Why would I bother to help a bunch of wolf lovers? Your kind cause nothing but trouble. In fact, your room cost just went up.'"
"Bastard," Arakita repeats, muffled voice coming from somewhere around Toudou's armpit. Toudou releases his headlock and squirms his way out of range of Arakita's pinches long enough to clap his hand over Fukutomi's mouth.
"Fuku, you're telling him everything! I'm the only one beautiful enough to charm people, so please, before you get us kicked out, let me do the talking!"
"Toudou-san does have the highest charisma," Izumida remarks, studying the rogue's character sheet. "But… is this correct, Manami?"
He points to the stats, and Manami chuckles indulgently.
"Yes, he literally put all of his points into charisma. His character is useless for anything but talking his way out of trouble. And seduction, I suppose."
Toudou makes an offended gasp. He launches into a lecture about the usefulness of good charisma while Arakita guffaws over him and snags some popcorn. Fukutomi ignores them and calmly peels Toudou's hand from his mouth.
"We will defeat the werewolf king and lift his curse. You should assist us because we are strong."
Manami's smile goes razor sharp.
"Is that a threat?" he asks, voice dangerously soft. "You don't have the skills to bluff." He gazes coolly over the table at Fukutomi, fingers toying idly with the d20, and is met with a momentary silence.
"It is the truth," Fukutomi responds solemnly. He slides his character sheet across the table to Manami, then stands up and removes his shirt. As he flexes his biceps silently, it's Arakita's turn to squawk. He chokes on his popcorn, face flushing deep red as Toudou pats him on the back and snickers under his breath.
Unfazed, Manami rolls the die to calculate. He whistles softly – a natural 20.
"…'You are indeed the strongest man I have ever seen,' the innkeeper admits, grudgingly impressed by the paladin's muscles. 'If anyone can end the curse on this town, it's you. I will help you.'"
Arakita whoops and cheers noisily as Toudou flounces back to his seat, crossing his arms in a sulk.
Izumida compares the sheets again, brows furrowed in concentration. "Ah, Fukutomi-san did the opposite of Toudou-san… all of his points are in strength," he murmurs.
"I am strong," Fukutomi said in way of explanation, and returns to his seat.
Shinkai ambles back into the room, arms laden with snacks, and raises an eyebrow.
"Juichi, why are you stripping? What did I miss?"
Manami's grin brightens.
"Oh, Arakita-san was about to bite someone, so Fukutomi-san successfully created a distraction," he chirps.
"I meant in the game," Shinkai deadpans as he peels open a power bar.
"Well, it was a success in both, look at how red the wolf's ears are," Toudou cackled.
"Fuck all of you," Arakita snaps, blushing furiously.
"It's generally not a good idea to insult the dungeon master, Arakita-san," Manami reminds him cheerfully. "Consider this your final warning."
"Just get on with the game, you little shit!"