Ship: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Major Tags: Sexual content
Other Tags: more texts from last night!

Prompt:

well i mean we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere	You are my best friend but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face	he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed	We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.	My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?	you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you	I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.