Ship: sanada shunpei &/ narumiya mei &/ miyuki kazuya (two out of three is also fine)
Fandom: daiya
Major Tags: strong language, swearing, mention of alcohol
Other Tags: these are all answers from lil jons reddit ama. i am not even remotely sorry.

Prompt:

I LIKE GREEN TEA	I SNOWBOARD	TEQUILA POLICE
IM NOT CRUNK IM TYPING	IT WAS 3 JONS IN HIGH SCHOOL BIG JOHN JOHN AND I WAS SHORT SO I WAS LIL JON	MORE MUSIC MORE PARTYING! TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!!
ITS TUFF. I CANT GO ANYWHERE WITH OUT PEOPLE SCREAMING AT ME OR TRYING TO MAKE ME DRINK A SHOT!	LIL JON IS ON A PLANE OR PARTYING. JONATHAN SMITH IS AT HOME ON THE COUCH WATCHING SWAMP PEOPLE	IF I WASNT N MUSIC I WULD B A PSYCHIATRIST