PROMPT: Team Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky

Ship: Inui Sadaharu/Kaidoh Kaoru
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: More Brooklyn 99 quotes, sap, Hal making me do all the work. :(

Prompt:

Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.	Light and breezy is how you describe a linen pant suit, not a relationship you care about!	I think I am...getting a text message. Bloop! There it is.
I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.	I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv”.	My grandma calls me pineapples, and I regret telling you that.
Goodbye, beautiful machine. Thank you for your service.	I followed you because you're great and because you make everything you touch better.	Seriously, I cannot stop smiling. How do people do this with their faces?