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Green ([personal profile] greenowl) wrote in [community profile] sportsanime 2017-07-13 05:13 am (UTC)

Prompt: Team Daiya no Ace

Ship: Tsukishima Kei/Tendou Satori or Oikawa Tooru/Tendou Satori or heck anyone/Tendou OR Hiyoshi Wakashi/Kirihara Akaya
Fandom: Haikyuu!!, Prince of Tennis
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Prompt:
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.

-- The Office

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