Ship: Hatohara Robato/Miura Youzan Fandom: Robot x Laserbeam Major Tags: None Other Tags: None Word Count: 434
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Youzan, apparently, has a crush. He hasn't thought about it, even once, until he has it pointed out to him like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
The first time it happens, it's Suzaku on the phone, and he answers by mistake because he's so focused on the textbook that he's reading that he doesn't even think to look at the screen before accepting the call.
So, he gets Suzaku, screeching into his ear about how he's been betrayed by Youzan, how their past must mean nothing to him, if he's happy just throwing it all away in favour of some nobody. Youzan, already on the way to zoning him out, stops when he hears Suzaku say Robato's name. He tightens his grip on his phone and listens closer, and even though they're on the phone, Suzaku can apparently tell.
"See? You even stopped just humming like you're not listening, when I said his name! You're listening now! You never listen to me!"
Youzan is quickly remembering exactly why he never listens. He sighs quietly, thumb hovering over the End Call button, but before he does, Suzaku gets one more line in.
"It's because you're head over heels for this guy! Your crush is so big that people can probably see it from space! It's embarrassing, you know. He's never going to notice you. All he cares about is beating you."
"Isn't that enough?" Youzan asks, confused, and for the first time ever since the first time Youzan unwisely exchanged phone numbers with him, Suzaku is the one who hangs up.
He sits there, looking at his textbook without actually absorbing any of the information on the page, as he thinks about what Suzaku has said.
FILL: TEAM KAGEYAMA TOBIO/OIKAWA TOORU, G
Fandom: Robot x Laserbeam
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: None
Word Count: 434
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Youzan, apparently, has a crush. He hasn't thought about it, even once, until he has it pointed out to him like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
The first time it happens, it's Suzaku on the phone, and he answers by mistake because he's so focused on the textbook that he's reading that he doesn't even think to look at the screen before accepting the call.
So, he gets Suzaku, screeching into his ear about how he's been betrayed by Youzan, how their past must mean nothing to him, if he's happy just throwing it all away in favour of some nobody. Youzan, already on the way to zoning him out, stops when he hears Suzaku say Robato's name. He tightens his grip on his phone and listens closer, and even though they're on the phone, Suzaku can apparently tell.
"See? You even stopped just humming like you're not listening, when I said his name! You're listening now! You never listen to me!"
Youzan is quickly remembering exactly why he never listens. He sighs quietly, thumb hovering over the End Call button, but before he does, Suzaku gets one more line in.
"It's because you're head over heels for this guy! Your crush is so big that people can probably see it from space! It's embarrassing, you know. He's never going to notice you. All he cares about is beating you."
"Isn't that enough?" Youzan asks, confused, and for the first time ever since the first time Youzan unwisely exchanged phone numbers with him, Suzaku is the one who hangs up.
He sits there, looking at his textbook without actually absorbing any of the information on the page, as he thinks about what Suzaku has said.
Liking Robato? Having a crush on him? Youzan isn't quite sure what any of that is supposed to mean. All he really wants is to spend more time on the golf course with Robato. He wants to spend time with him regularly, to see him smile, the way he does when he's quietly pleased with himself. Maybe he wants to spend time with Robato off the golf course as well, but he doesn't know what they would talk about except for golf. In all of his idle daydreams, he always imagines himself sitting with Robato in some sort of café, talking about swinging techniques, or comparing notes once Robato has more experience, to see how far he's come along, and whether he's picked up on anything that Youzan hasn't thought about before.
It's not a crush, he thinks to himself. He just likes Robato. That's all.