Ship: Kikumaru Eiji/Inui Sadaharu/Oishi Shuuichirou Fandom: Prince of Tennis Major Tags: sexual content Other Tags: negotiations Word Count: 408
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"I've taken into account your feedback from last time and adjusted the schedule accordingly," Inui said as he adjusted his glasses. "I left new copies of the schedule on your pillows; please take a look at them and let me know if you have any questions."
Oishi and Eiji exchanged glances as they picked up the thick stacks of paper from the bed. The piles weren't quite as large as they had been a week earlier, but they still contained an alarming number of pages.
"Ummmm, Inui," Eiji began.
"You said last time that you felt the schedule was overly structured and didn't leave enough room for spontaneity and the natural development of events. I've taken that into account with this iteration. Not only are there fewer nodes overall; there are also more nodes that allow branching for multiple outcomes. It should allow for significantly more flexibility."
Eiji looked over Oishi's shoulder as Oishi flipped through the pages. It took them a minute, but then all of the pieces fell into place.
"Inui," Oishi said, "this is a flowchart."
"Of course it is. That's what I just said."
"Inui, you made a flowchart for sex. Didn't we go through this after last time."
Inui nodded. "You said that you felt excessive prescription was counterproductive toward the end goal. This new plan should remedy that. My calculations said there was a 99% chance this plan would be superior to the last one."
Eiji and Oishi exchanged looks again. The statement may have been true, but they both thought it was missing the point.
"Inui," Eiji said finally, "what did your calculations say was the chance we enjoyed this more than going with no schedule at all?"
Inui looked horrified. "I didn't run that calculation," he said. "How can you operate without sufficient data?"
"How about we try it once?" Oishi suggested. "If you don't like it, we can go back, but spontaneity is good sometimes."
"No...schedule…?"
"No schedule. No data. Just what feels natural," Oishi said.
Inui looked decidedly nervous as he nodded. "Just this once, I guess," he said.
"Great!" Eiji exclaimed. "We'll make sure you have a good time. Trust us. Here, put your glasses on the nightstand so they don't get hurt by mistake."
Eiji snatched off Inui's glasses, and Inui would have made a rather undignified noise, except Oishi kissed him right then, and that short-circuited whatever calculation he had been about to start.
FILL: Team Imaizumi Shunsuke/Kinjou Shingo, T
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Major Tags: sexual content
Other Tags: negotiations
Word Count: 408
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"I've taken into account your feedback from last time and adjusted the schedule accordingly," Inui said as he adjusted his glasses. "I left new copies of the schedule on your pillows; please take a look at them and let me know if you have any questions."
Oishi and Eiji exchanged glances as they picked up the thick stacks of paper from the bed. The piles weren't quite as large as they had been a week earlier, but they still contained an alarming number of pages.
"Ummmm, Inui," Eiji began.
"You said last time that you felt the schedule was overly structured and didn't leave enough room for spontaneity and the natural development of events. I've taken that into account with this iteration. Not only are there fewer nodes overall; there are also more nodes that allow branching for multiple outcomes. It should allow for significantly more flexibility."
Eiji looked over Oishi's shoulder as Oishi flipped through the pages. It took them a minute, but then all of the pieces fell into place.
"Inui," Oishi said, "this is a flowchart."
"Of course it is. That's what I just said."
"Inui, you made a flowchart for sex. Didn't we go through this after last time."
Inui nodded. "You said that you felt excessive prescription was counterproductive toward the end goal. This new plan should remedy that. My calculations said there was a 99% chance this plan would be superior to the last one."
Eiji and Oishi exchanged looks again. The statement may have been true, but they both thought it was missing the point.
"Inui," Eiji said finally, "what did your calculations say was the chance we enjoyed this more than going with no schedule at all?"
Inui looked horrified. "I didn't run that calculation," he said. "How can you operate without sufficient data?"
"How about we try it once?" Oishi suggested. "If you don't like it, we can go back, but spontaneity is good sometimes."
"No...schedule…?"
"No schedule. No data. Just what feels natural," Oishi said.
Inui looked decidedly nervous as he nodded. "Just this once, I guess," he said.
"Great!" Eiji exclaimed. "We'll make sure you have a good time. Trust us. Here, put your glasses on the nightstand so they don't get hurt by mistake."
Eiji snatched off Inui's glasses, and Inui would have made a rather undignified noise, except Oishi kissed him right then, and that short-circuited whatever calculation he had been about to start.