sportsanime | Bonus Round 4: Quotes

SASO 2017 is over, but this round is perpetually open to new fills (no new prompts).

An oldie but a goodie—in this round, we draw inspiration from famous words said by other people.

Please read this whole post before commenting to ensure that your team gets the most points possible.

RULES

Submit prompts by commenting to this post with a quote attributed to a specific person or character, along with any ship/ot3/etc. from one of our nominated fandoms.
- Example: "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." -Friedrich Nietzsche
- The quote can come from almost anything—famous people, poetry, songs, books, movies, etc.— but please don't quote personal conversations you've had or overheard.
- Your prompt MUST include some kind of relationship. Platonic relationships are indicated by an "&" between the names (e.g., Natsuo & Yuzuko). Non-platonic relationships use "/" (e.g., Natsuo/Yuzuko). Please don't say "Any pairing," either!
Fill prompts by replying to the prompt with your quote-inspired fanwork.
Remember to follow the general bonus round rules, outlined here.
Here is a prompt/fill index for your convenience.

FORMAT

Bonus round shenanigans all happen in the comments below. Brand-new works only, please.

Required Work Minimums:

400 words (prose)
400px by 400px (art)
14 lines (poetry)

There is no max work cap.

Format your comment in one of the following ways:

If PROMPTING:	If FILLING:	If FILLING as a TEAM GRANDSTAND participant:
PROMPT: TEAM [YOUR SHIP] Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team you belong to. Any way you format it is fine. Copy/paste/fill out the following form into your comment box. Delete the guidance text that's in parentheses. (Please delete all text in parentheses as you go. LEAVE THE HTML ALONE or the bonus round scoring program can't parse your comment. Don't forget a comment subject!) <strong>Ship:</strong> (the ship your prompt is focused on. "&" indicates a platonic relationship, "/" is non-platonic. Format the ship name any way you want, but clarity is more likely to get you fills.) <strong>Fandom:</strong> (what fandom the ship is from) <strong>Major Tags:</strong> (https://sportsanime.dreamwidth.org/1609.html, when applicable; these apply to content in the prompt itself and is NOT an implication of what you're looking for in a fill. If your prompt doesn't require tags, write "None" here.) <strong>Other Tags:</strong> (anything else that you feel requires tagging; can include jokey tumblr-style tags here; may also pull from the "Additional Tags" list from the URL above, if applicable; otherwise, write "None" here.) <strong>Prompt:</strong>	FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP], [RATING] Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team you belong to. Any way you format it is fine. Replace RATING with the rating of your fill (G - E) Copy/paste/fill out the following form into your comment box. Delete the guidance text that's in parentheses. Make sure you use tags. Here is a BR Template Creator for your convenience if the textarea is confusing. (Please delete all text in parentheses as you go. LEAVE THE HEADER HTML ALONE or the bonus round scoring program can't parse your comment. Don't forget a comment subject!) <strong>Ship:</strong> <strong>Fandom:</strong> <strong>Major Tags:</strong> (https://sportsanime.dreamwidth.org/1609.html, when applicable; otherwise write "None".) <strong>Other Tags:</strong> (anything else that you feel requires tagging; can include jokey tumblr-style tags here; may also pull from the "Additional Tags" list from the URL above, if applicable; otherwise, write "None" here.) <strong>Word Count:</strong> (if applicable; otherwise write "None") (Place any author/artist's notes BEFORE the asterisks. Leave the asterisks alone or you may not get points!) * (Place your fill here. You can use HTML. FOR NSFW FILLS, please cross-link these fills and use clear tags. Refer to the body of the post above for more information. To place an image in your comment, use this code: <img src="LINK TO YOUR IMAGE" alt="DESCRIPTION OF YOUR IMAGE"/>. Thumbnails only, please; more info @ http://referees.dreamwidth.org/5647.html#images ) NSFW FILLS: Please cross-link these fills and tag them clearly. saso_afterhours** is open to all NSFW fills. Written/text fills can be hosted on AO3 or saso_afterhours ONLY. Art/visual fills can be hosted anywhere; you may include a small safe-for-work thumbnail of the fill in your comment.	FILL: TEAM GRANDSTAND, [RATING] Replace RATING with the rating of your fill (G - E) Copy/paste/fill out the following form into your comment box. Delete the guidance text that's in parentheses. Make sure you use tags. Here is a BR Template Creator for your convenience if the textarea is confusing. (Please delete all text in parentheses as you go. LEAVE THE HEADER HTML ALONE or the bonus round scoring program can't parse your comment. Don't forget a comment subject!) <strong>Ship:</strong> <strong>Fandom:</strong> <strong>Major Tags:</strong> (https://sportsanime.dreamwidth.org/1609.html, when applicable; otherwise write "None".) <strong>Other Tags:</strong> (anything else that you feel requires tagging; can include jokey tumblr-style tags here; may also pull from the "Additional Tags" list from the URL above, if applicable; otherwise, write "None" here.) <strong>Word Count:</strong> (if applicable; otherwise write "None") (Place any author/artist's notes BEFORE the asterisks. Leave the asterisks alone or you may not get points!) * (Place your fill here. You can use HTML. FOR NSFW FILLS, please cross-link these fills and use clear tags. Refer to the body of the post above for more information. To place an image in your comment, use this code: <img src="LINK TO YOUR IMAGE" alt="DESCRIPTION OF YOUR IMAGE"/>. Thumbnails only, please; more info @ http://referees.dreamwidth.org/5647.html#images ) NSFW FILLS: Please cross-link these fills and tag them clearly. saso_afterhours** is open to all NSFW fills. Written/text fills can be hosted on AO3 or saso_afterhours ONLY. Art/visual fills can be hosted anywhere; you may include a small safe-for-work thumbnail of the fill in your comment.

Posts not using this format will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, regardless of what they contain. They, like all comments in this community, are subject to the code of conduct.

If you see anyone breaking the code of conduct (e.g., causing drama, being rude) anywhere (not just DW), please contact the mods immediately.

SCORING

These numbers apply to your team as a whole, not each individual teammate. Make as many prompts/fills as you want!

For prompts: 5 points each (maximum of 50 prompt points per team per round)

For fills:
First 4 fills by any member of your team: 20 points each
Fills 5-10: 15 points each
Fills 11-20: 5 points each
Fills 21-50: 2 points each
Fills 51+: 1 point each

All scored content must be created new for this round.

Etc.

If you're hunting through the prompts looking for what to fill, a good trick is to view top-level comments only (see the line of links below this post).

Have a question? Check The FAQ first. If you still need help, feel free to contact the mods. Happy fanworking!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Ship: Imaizumi Shunsuke/Naruko Shoukichi or Midorima Shintarou/Takao Kazunari
Fandom: Yowapeda or Kurobas
Major tags: none
Other tags: angst?

Prompt:
"Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings."

-Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney

Ship: imaizumi shunsuke/naruko shoukichi
Fandom: yowamushi pedal
Major Tags: discussion of drugs
Other Tags: ace attorney au
Word Count: 582 words

sorry if this isn't really what you had in mind... i just saw ace attorney and ran with it

***

"OBJECTION!"

Naruko slams points aggressively across the courtroom and slams both his fists down. "Your Honor, the prosecutor is slandering my client with baseless claims!"

"OBJECTION!"

Imaizumi leans forward and slams his arm down. "Slander can only be referred to as such if the damaging statement is a lie. I have testimony which proves that the defendant was illegally distributing enhancing drugs." He clears his throat with a bit more force than necessary. "I call Mr. Sakamichi Onoda to the witness stand."

A small and rather timid looking man with large round glasses shuffles up to the stand. "Er, hello. My name is Sakamichi Onoda. I work at the front desk of the Sohoku Velodrome."

Imaizumi adjusts his cravat. "Mr. Onoda, please explain what happened on the day that you first saw the defendant."

Onoda clears his throat. "Um. It was around three months ago when I first met Mr. Midosuji.

"We usually don't do bag checks since a lot of visitors carry all of their cycling gear on them. Maybe I should've done one that day...

"It's rare for us to see new faces, especially alone since most people are introduced to the velodrome by regulars. Mr. Midosuji was alone and I don't remember him speaking to anyone for the two hours he spent there."

Naruko nods and turns to the judge. "I'd like to cross-examine the witness.

"Mr Onoda, you stated that you should have checked my client's bag. Can you elaborate as to why you said that?"

Onoda gulps. "Well, sir, when I was handing him his change after he paid the entrance fee, my hand slipped and I dropped the coins on the floor. When he leaned over, a syringe fell out of his bag."

Naruko hums consideringly. "Prosecutor, would you happen to be in possession of said syringe?"

Imaizumi sighs and shakes his head. "The defendant placed the syringe back into his bag before the witness had a chance to further examine it."

Naruko smiles triumphantly. "KA KA KA! Well then, Mr. Prosecutor, how can we say that my client was definitively smuggling drugs if the witness was unable to look at it closely? It could've been a pen, for all we know!"

The judge shakes his head and sighs. "Mr. Onoda, can you please amend your testimony?"

Onoda nods and repeats himself: "I should've checked Mr. Midosuji's bag. When he bent over, something that looked like a syringe fell out. I'm not sure if it was, though."

"HOLD IT!"

Naruko waggles his finger at the witness stand. "Therein lies the rub. Why would my client bring illicit drugs, as you imply he did, if he didn't speak to anyone at all? Why would he risk being caught if he wasn't there to pull off a supposed deal?"

Imaizumi smirks and bows. "I'm glad you asked. The locker room can't be monitored from the front desk, and it was entirely possible that the deal could have happened in there."

Naruko raises an eyebrow. "Could? Hey Mr. Hotshot Prosecutor, you're supposed to prove that something actually went down."

Imaizumi smirks again. Naruko wants to leap across the courtroom and punch that smug expression off of his slimy face. "You see,"

Oh no.

"I have..."

Please no.

"A witness."

The judge nods and calls for a ten-minute recess to prepare the mystery witness. Naruko scowls and gestures for Midosuji to follow him into their waiting room as he stomps away. Stupid hotshot always withholding evidence until the last minute.

imanaru are my bright shining indomitable boys so i'm glad you went down the lighthearted memey path instead of the angst route this quote suggests.

in fact i was so charmed by this fill that i just made this at work:

I CAN'T DRAW

anyway, thank you for fill!!

I"M SCREAMING OUT LOUD THIS IS SO ON POINT

Ship: imaizumi shunsuke / naruko shoukichi
Fandom: yowapeda
Major tags: none
Other tags: genderbend
Word count: none

naruko =

chiharu
imaizumi =

dynamite

the feeling is called Being Gay

***

Bonus Round 4: Quotes

Prompt: Team Grandstand

FILL: TEAM IMAIZUMI SHUNSUKE/SUGIMOTO TERUFUMI, G

Re: FILL: TEAM IMAIZUMI SHUNSUKE/SUGIMOTO TERUFUMI, G

Re: FILL: TEAM IMAIZUMI SHUNSUKE/SUGIMOTO TERUFUMI, G

FILL: TEAM KAGEYAMA TOBIO/OIKAWA TOORU, G