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Bonus Round 5: Clue

Sometimes, all you need are a few little details to imagine something bigger. This round is inspired by a classic board game with a cast of colorful characters, but for SASO your only limits on "who", "where", and "with what" are what you can imagine (and the SASO fandom list, of course)!
Please read this whole post before commenting to ensure that your team gets the most points possible. (There are changes from last year!)
RULES
- Submit prompts by commenting to this post with the format of a Clue mystery - "[character] in the [location] with [item]", along with any ship/ot3/etc. from one of our nominated fandoms.
- Example: Sawamura Daichi in the teachers' lounge with the Hello Kitty! lunchbox
- The person in your prompt MAY be a member of your ship, but is not REQUIRED to be part of your ship. They must still be a named character from a SASO-nominated fandom.
- Your place must be a physical location, not a state of being or a state of being. However, this location is not required to be real, nor must it be from the same setting as the characters.
- The "item" used must be a physical object that the character can hold or manipulate.
- Unlike the board game, your prompt is NOT required to imply murder. The scenario implied can be anything at all! (As always, please tag properly!)
- Your prompt MUST include some kind of relationship. Platonic relationships are indicated by an "&" between the names (e.g., Natsuo & Yuzuko). Non-platonic relationships use "/" (e.g., Natsuo/Yuzuko). Please don't say "Any pairing," either!
- Fill prompts by replying to the prompt with your Clue-inspired fanwork.
- Remember to follow the general bonus round rules, outlined here.
- Here is a prompt/fill index for your convenience.
FORMAT
Bonus round shenanigans all happen in the comments below. Brand-new works only, please.Required Work Minimums:
- 400 words (prose)
- 400px by 400px (art)
- 14 lines (poetry)
Format your comment in one of the following ways:
If PROMPTING: | If FILLING: | If FILLING as a TEAM GRANDSTAND participant: |
PROMPT: TEAM [YOUR SHIP]
| FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP], [RATING]
| FILL: TEAM GRANDSTAND, [RATING]
|
Posts not using this format will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, regardless of what they contain. They, like all comments in this community, are subject to the code of conduct.
If you see anyone breaking the code of conduct (e.g., causing drama, being rude) anywhere (not just DW), please contact the mods immediately.
SCORING
These numbers apply to your team as a whole, not each individual teammate. Make as many prompts/fills as you want!For prompts: 5 points each (maximum of 50 prompt points per team per round)
For fills:First 4 fills by any member of your team: 20 points each
Fills 5-10: 15 points each
Fills 11-20: 5 points each
Fills 21-50: 2 points each
Fills 51+: 1 point each
All scored content must be created new for this round.
Etc.
If you're hunting through the prompts looking for what to fill, a good trick is to view top-level comments only (see the line of links below this post).Have a question? Check The FAQ first. If you still need help, feel free to contact the mods. Happy fanworking!
PROMPT: team akaashi keiji/bokuto koutarou
Fandom: kuroko no basket
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: someone pls save miyaji-san from these idiots
Prompt:
miyaji in the clubroom with the pineapple.
FILL: Team Himuro Tatsuya/Nijimura Shuuzou, G
Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke
Major Tags: Violence mention because Miyaji is Done
Other Tags: Misunderstandings, crack, half-dressed boys
Word Count: 543
It's only when I finished writing the drabble I realized it's not shippy,,
***
To be quite honest, Miyaji always threatens to throw pineapples at anyone who annoys him, but nobody thinks he’d ever do it. What they don’t know is that he keeps a nice pineapple in his locker, under his folded clothes, ready to tear to shreds whoever stupid enough to cross the line of stupidity.
Right now, he thinks he’s going to use for the first his secret weapon.
He was waiting for Yuuya to come out after his talk with Ootsubo—some captain talk for next year. With nothing to do, he sat on a bench in the club-room, thinking everyone else went home, and that’s when he hears it.
“Come on Shin-chan, nobody is looking!”
You see, when people are alone in a club-room and that the only other available room is the showers, they’re bound to imagine the worst, and in this particular case Miyaji just knows he’s going to kill someone. With the pineapple. How does mashed first years with a pineapple dressing sound?
“How many times do I have to say no?”
“You’re no fun, live a little! It’s just me!”
“This is inappropriate.”
I’ll show you what’s inappropriate, Miyaji thinks, his fingers twitching and thirsting for some blood. Did these guys even consider the consequences of what they're doing? What if someone else stepped into the room and heard their ridiculous banter? A third year who would laugh at them for the rest of the year? Another stupid first year who would blackmail them?
At least Miyaji is just going to beat them up to shake a bit what is supposed to be their brain.
Midorima should be smarter than that. Miyaji is unfazed by Takao’s behavior because that brat is, well, a brat, and he doesn’t listen to anyone. It’s astonishing they’re always attached at the hip—should he wonder how Midorima can stand Takao, or the other way around?
“I promise I won’t laugh.”
“You’re going to laugh, don’t lie.”
“Shin-chaaan.”
Miyaji hears a loud and exasperated sigh, and he knows that Midorima lost. Midorima is always losing.
For a few seconds there is no sound. Then Midorima’s deep voice rise, angrier than he’s ever heard.
“’Useless first years, who do you think you are? Are you calling this a screen? Two laps, now! Don’t argue! Midorima, don’t leave your shitty toys around, I’m going to smash them! Takao stop laughing like an idiot and go run like the others, you’re a first year too!’”
This is beyond what Miyaji thought it was.
This is a declaration of war.
Takao doesn’t even have the time to open his big mouth and chortle that Miyaji barges into the showers, and throws the pineapple at random. He hears a yell and may have hit Takao in the shoulder, but truthfully he doesn’t care.
“I'm going to skin you alive, you punks!”
Then he registers the fact these idiots are only wearing a towel around theirs waists, and that's the last straw.
“Get dressed and go the fuck home! Do I have to hold your hand for that, too?!”
Midorima and Takao duck their heads, and do as they're told, though Miyaji catches a snigger or two.
They're so dead tomorrow.
Re: FILL: Team Himuro Tatsuya/Nijimura Shuuzou, G
Re: FILL: Team Himuro Tatsuya/Nijimura Shuuzou, G
Re: FILL: Team Himuro Tatsuya/Nijimura Shuuzou, G
Re: FILL: Team Himuro Tatsuya/Nijimura Shuuzou, G
My job is done, thank you for your lovely comment!!
FILL: TEAM HIMURO TATSUYA/NIJIMURA SHUUZOU, T
Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke
Major Tags: TAGS OMITTED
Other Tags: TAGS OMITTED
Word Count: 446
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Those stupid fucking first years. Miyaji is going to run them over, several times, when the Winter Cup is all said and done (he’s not stupid, okay; he knows the team needs them to win right now, but still, if they don’t stop that dumb flirting in like, five seconds, he’s going to pulverize them).
“Hey,” says Kimura, dropping the crate of fruit on the front desk. “I have some stuff from my dad’s fruit stand.”
Miyaji grabs a pear and then a pineapple—yeah, that’s probably for sharing, for Ootsubo or someone to carve up with a knife, but it’s an even more effective threat than usual. Miyaji’s brother raises an eyebrow, as if to ask him if he’s really going to do that, before taking a pear for himself and biting into it. Takao and Midorima are at the back of the line, Takao grinning up at Midorima in that annoying bratty way and Midorima’s face just the tiniest bit flushed. Pair that with the eyelashes and the fact that he’s the ace, and it’s like he’s the star of some fucking shoujo manga. And Shutoku isn’t a shoujo manga; if it was any kind of comic it would star a very vexed third-year forward in his quest to take back the Winter Cup.
“Wow, Shin-chan,” says Takao, giggling and grinning wider, and Midorima pouts his lips.
“Will they fucking stop flirting?” Miyaji says, feeling a little bit like banging his head against the wall.
“You don’t have to watch them,” says Ootsubo. “And as long as they don’t break each other’s hearts, I’m fine with it. We’re winning, right?”
“Well, yeah,” says Miyaji. “But those fucking brats. Flaunting their real-life reciprocation. It’s not so easy for a guy like me!”
“There were those nice girls at the idol performance we went to,” says Ootsubo. “Maybe one of them—”
“I’m not interested in any girl who thinks she loves Miyu-Miyu more than I do,” says Miyaji.
“Shin-chan, do you want to split this peach with me?” says Takao.
Miyaji’s arm tenses.
“That’s not even that bad,” says Ootsubo.
Takao takes a bite of the peach and hands it to Midorima, who’s flushed a darker color than the fruit he’s now holding. Miyaji rolls his eyes.
“Stop flirting or I’ll throw a pineapple at you!”
Takao grins back at him. “Aww, are you jealous Miyaji-san?”
“You little shit,” says Miyaji. “Forget the pineapple, I’m going to beat you up with my own hands.”
“Shin-chan, save me!” says Takao, clinging to Midorima, who looks as annoyed as Miyaji feels (his fault he hasn’t kept his little boyfriend in check).
Re: FILL: TEAM HIMURO TATSUYA/NIJIMURA SHUUZOU, T
i love how the rest of the team's just like "yah, they do that... just ignore it" but miyaji's like "no. nope. sometimes u gotta ask urself what ur willing to put up with. and today? not this. nope. nuh-uh." and the fruits that just arrived and midorima and takao just being ridiculously sweet without trying---
“There were those nice girls at the idol performance we went to,” says Ootsubo. “Maybe one of them—”
“I’m not interested in any girl who thinks she loves Miyu-Miyu more than I do,” says Miyaji.
miY AJI JA;LSKDJF this was hilarious, thank u
FILL: Team Himuro Tatsuya/Nijimura Shuuzou, G
Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: piyo, misuse of pineapple
Word Count: none
*miyaji voice* im going to shOVE THIS UP YOUR-
also please watch this if you're able to, it doesn't impact the fill but. pls. (theres some...swimsuit shots in the middle for like 2 seconds tho just to warn u)
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Re: FILL: Team Himuro Tatsuya/Nijimura Shuuzou, G
bless u for this