Bonus Round 1: AUs

[referees]

SASO 2017 is over, but this round is perpetually open to new fills (no new prompts).


This popular round is back once again! To begin this year's SASO, we encourage you to let your mind run wild with alternate ideas and settings.


Please read this whole post before commenting to ensure that your team gets the most points possible. (There are changes from last year!)

RULES

• Submit prompts by commenting to this post with an alternate universe idea, along with a ship from one of our nominated fandoms. There's a comment template below for your convenience.
  • Your prompt MUST include some kind of relationship. (This is not the sports anime gen olympics.) Platonic relationships are indicated by an "&" between the names (e.g., Izumi & Sakaeguchi). Non-platonic relationships use "/" (e.g., Izumi/Sakaeguchi). Please don't say "Any pairing," either!
• An AU can be a canon divergence, e.g. "what if [character] was the Team Captain instead of the canon captain character?", or a completely different setting altogether, e.g., pop idol AU, coffee shop AU, superheroes AU, etc.
• Fill prompts by leaving a responding comment to the prompt with your newly-created work.
• Remember to follow the general bonus round rules, outlined here.

FORMAT

Bonus round shenanigans all happen in the comments below. Brand-new works only, please.

Required Work Minimums:

• 400 words (prose)
• 400px by 400px (art)
• 14 lines (poetry)

There is no max work cap.

Format your comment in one of the following ways:

If PROMPTING:	If FILLING:	If FILLING as a TEAM GRANDSTAND participant:
PROMPT: TEAM [YOUR SHIP] Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team you belong to. Any way you format it is fine. Copy/paste/fill out the following form into your comment box. Delete the guidance text that's in parentheses. Make sure you use tags. Here is a BR Template Creator for your convenience if the textarea is confusing. (Please delete all text in parentheses as you go. LEAVE THE HTML ALONE or the bonus round scoring program can't parse your comment. Don't forget a comment subject!) <strong>Ship:</strong> (the ship your prompt is focused on. "&" indicates a platonic relationship, "/" is non-platonic. Format the ship name any way you want, but clarity is more likely to get you fills.) <strong>Fandom:</strong> (what fandom the ship is from) <strong>Major Tags:</strong> (https://sportsanime.dreamwidth.org/1609.html, when applicable; these apply to content *in the prompt itself* and is NOT an implication of what you're looking for in a fill. If your prompt doesn't require tags, write "None" here.) <strong>Other Tags:</strong> (anything else that you feel requires tagging; can include jokey tumblr-style tags here; may also pull from the "Additional Tags" list from the URL above, if applicable; otherwise, write "None" here.) <strong>Prompt:</strong>	FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP], [RATING] Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team you belong to. Any way you format it is fine. Replace RATING with the rating of your fill (G - E) Copy/paste/fill out the following form into your comment box. Delete the guidance text that's in parentheses. Make sure you use tags. Here is a BR Template Creator for your convenience if the textarea is confusing. (Please delete all text in parentheses as you go. LEAVE THE HEADER HTML ALONE or the bonus round scoring program can't parse your comment. Don't forget a comment subject!) <strong>Major Tags:</strong> (https://sportsanime.dreamwidth.org/1609.html, when applicable; otherwise write "None".) <strong>Other Tags:</strong> (anything else that you feel requires tagging; can include jokey tumblr-style tags here; may also pull from the "Additional Tags" list from the URL above, if applicable; otherwise, write "None" here.) <strong>Word Count:</strong> (if applicable; otherwise write "None") (Place any author/artist's notes BEFORE the asterisks. Leave the asterisks alone or you may not get points!) *** (Place your fill here. You can use HTML after the asterisks. FOR NSFW FILLS, please cross-link these fills and use clear tags. Refer to the body of the post above for more information. To place an image in your comment, use this code: <img src="LINK TO YOUR IMAGE" alt="DESCRIPTION OF YOUR IMAGE"/>. Consider posting only a thumbnail if the image is large. For more info, visit http://referees.dreamwidth.org/5647.html#images ) NSFW FILLS: Please cross-link these fills and tag them clearly. saso_afterhours is open to all NSFW fills. Written/text fills can be hosted on AO3 or saso_afterhours ONLY. Art/visual fills can be hosted anywhere; you may include a small safe-for-work thumbnail of the fill in your comment.	FILL: TEAM GRANDSTAND, [RATING] Replace RATING with the rating of your fill (G - E) Copy/paste/fill out the following form into your comment box. Delete the guidance text that's in parentheses. Make sure you use tags. Here is a BR Template Creator for your convenience if the textarea is confusing. (Please delete all text in parentheses as you go. LEAVE THE HEADER HTML ALONE or the bonus round scoring program can't parse your comment. Don't forget a comment subject!) <strong>Major Tags:</strong> (https://sportsanime.dreamwidth.org/1609.html, when applicable; otherwise write "None".) <strong>Other Tags:</strong> (anything else that you feel requires tagging; can include jokey tumblr-style tags here; may also pull from the "Additional Tags" list from the URL above, if applicable; otherwise, write "None" here.) <strong>Word Count:</strong> (if applicable; otherwise write "None") (Place any author/artist's notes BEFORE the asterisks. Leave the asterisks alone or you may not get points!) *** (Place your fill here. You can use HTML. FOR NSFW FILLS, please cross-link these fills and use clear tags. Refer to the body of the post above for more information. To place an image in your comment, use this code: <img src="LINK TO YOUR IMAGE" alt="DESCRIPTION OF YOUR IMAGE"/>. Consider posting only a thumbnail if the image is large. For more info, visit http://referees.dreamwidth.org/5647.html#images ) NSFW FILLS: Please cross-link these fills and tag them clearly. saso_afterhours is open to all NSFW fills. Written/text fills can be hosted on AO3 or saso_afterhours ONLY. Art/visual fills can be hosted anywhere; you may include a small safe-for-work thumbnail of the fill in your comment.

Posts not using this format will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, regardless of what they contain. They, like all comments in this community, are subject to the code of conduct.

If you see anyone breaking the code of conduct (e.g., causing drama, being rude) anywhere (not just DW), please contact the mods immediately.

SCORING

These numbers apply to your team as a whole, not each individual teammate. Make as many prompts/fills as you want!

For prompts: 5 points each (maximum of 50 prompt points per team per round)

For fills:
First 4 fills by any member of your team: 20 points each
Fills 5-10: 15 points each
Fills 11-20: 5 points each
Fills 21-50: 2 points each
Fills 51+: 1 point each

All scored content must be created new for this round.

Etc.

If you're hunting through the prompts looking for what to fill, a good trick is to view top-level comments only (see the line of links below this post).

Have a question? Check The FAQ first. If you still need help, feel free to contact the mods. Happy fanworking!

Comments

TEAM: GRANDSTAND

[flippinflakes]

Ship: Tsukishima Kei/Nishinoya Yuu
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: i like skirts lets do more skirt stuff, also you may opt to rule 63 this, ur choice

Prompt: AU where noya makes an adorable cheerleader and tsukki sure likes cute things

TEAM: GRANDSTAND

[flippinflakes]

Ship: Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu/Tanaka Ryuunosuke
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: omegaverse, poly omegaverse, au where poly is the norm

Prompt: ABO AU where poly is the norm and two omegas are searching for their third

Re: TEAM: GRANDSTAND

[pugglemuggle]

frICK why do you have so many good prompts,,,,,,

PROMPT: TEAM KAGEYAMA TOBIO/OIKAWA TOORU

[dynamite]

Ship: iwaizumi hajime / oikawa tooru
Fandom: haikyuu
Major Tags: possible character death
Other Tags: historical

Prompt: Alexander the Great was born July 20th and died June 10th, and he and his best friend Hephaestion were described as "... one soul abiding in two bodies". Historical AU of a king and his general, please!

Re: PROMPT: TEAM KAGEYAMA TOBIO/OIKAWA TOORU

[plumtea]

YOU KNOW I HAVE TO WRITE THIS NOW, YOU ARE AWARE

TEAM: GRANDSTAND

[flippinflakes]

Ship: Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: Rule 63, Nipple piercings, Insinuated sexual content, you can if you want but its like just titty piercings

Prompt: Rule 63 au where noya has (or gets?) nipple piercings much to asahi's delight (and honestly, slight horror)

FILL: TEAM BOKUTO KOUTAROU/KUROO TETSUROU, M

[notallbees]

Major Tags: Sexual Content
Other Tags: Rule 63/Genderbend, Sexual fantasies, Body mods/piercings
Word Count: 762

MARSH YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO US

***

read on AO3

TEAM: GRANDSTAND

[flippinflakes]

Ship: Matsukawa Issei /& Azumane Asahi /& Aone Takanobu /& Hyakuzawa Hyudai OR any other combination of very giant very gentle vb players
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: The gentle giants make a chat, matsukawa isnt that much of a gentle giant, but its a nice outside prespective, do add ushijima if u wld like, he's also p gentle for a giant, last prompt i swear

Prompt: AU where Matsukawa ends up in a chat with very gentle volleyball giants and doesn't know how to handle this much gap moe

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[loquacious_buttface]

Ship: Aoyagi/Teshima (T2)
Fandom: Yowamushi Pedal
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: mythology I made up just now

Prompt: Aoyagi is the god of the hunt(ed), the stag, proud and uncatchable. Teshima is the mortal he can't escape.

FILL: Team Aoygagi Hajime/Koga Kimitaka/Teshima Junta

[yusukesjeans]

(Please delete all text in parentheses as you go. LEAVE THE HEADER HTML ALONE or the bonus round scoring program can't parse your comment. Don't forget a comment subject!)

Major Tags: None.
Other Tags: Implied hunting, deer.
Word Count: None.

Based on this drawing of Artemis/Diana - I can't find the original source.

***

Full size: http://i.imgur.com/ptbOAQk.jpg

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[loquacious_buttface]

Ship: Teshima Junta /& Machimiya Eikichi
Fandom: Yowamushi Pedal
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: probably a lot of mutual mind games

Prompt: AU where Teshima went to Hiroshima Kureminami instead. Trying to psych out his opponents is his most effective strategy, but he finds the team's ace sprinter just might be better at it than he is.

PROMPT: Team Kanzaki Miki/Miyahara

[elucidatedlucy]

Ship: Kanzaki Miki/Miyahara/Tachibana Aya
Series: Yowamushi Pedal
Major Tags: Character death
Other Tags: None

Prompt: Invisible girls don't grieve for the fools who get eaten. Miyahara knows this, but Manami was different. To her. Now, she's stuck with the two suspicious transfer students, and a name ticking to the top of the list.

Yurikuma AU

FILL: TEAM IMAIZUMI SHUNSUKE/ NARUKO SHOUKICHI, G

[katsukat]

Major Tags: None
Other Tags: None
Word Count: None

Missed opportunity to put them in those magical girl-esqe outfits~

***

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[concolor]

Ship: Makishima Yuusuke/Kinjou Shingo
Fandom: Yowamushi Pedal
Major Tags: supernatural
Other Tags: body horror maybe??

Prompt:
Supernatural au, Makishima is a dryad who's crushing on the new guy at the farmers market-- the problem is, they can't stop blooming around him

Re: PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[mother_herbivore]

i love you so fucking mUCH

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[concolor]

Ship: Makishima Yuusuke & Onoda Sakamichi
Fandom: Yowamushi Pedal
Major Tags: supernatural
Other Tags: body horror maybe

"It was the Dryads who gave the secrets of tree magick to the Druids and aided them in learning about divination and astral travel" or, Dryad Makishima adopts a human

FILL: TEAM PRINCE OF TENNIS, T

[fickle]

Major Tags: None
Other Tags: a lot of condescension
Word Count: 507 words

***

The little human is back, Makishima observes lazily from his perch in his tree. The apple tree that he is bound to has influenced how he looks, giving him long tresses of hair colored green as leaves and as red as his apples. His fellow dryads are all similarly colored, garbed in petals and leaves.

Humans are so dull by comparison! Their hair only comes in four colors and their skin is only ever some shade of brown.

Their clothing is interesting, though. Makishima will admit to that.

The little human that comes to them the most often, however, only ever wears white. It squints at things, chops at them with a carved metal blade, and occasionally cuts itself.

Makishima’s tree, wreathed with mistletoe as it is, has often been blessed by the little human’s blood.

Perhaps that is why he drops down from his tree and approaches the human. Perhaps it is only boredom.

“What do you seek today?” He asks, looming tall and lanky over the little human. The little human squeaks, falls over, and scrambles back. Fascinating! Makishima did not know the humans could still propel themselves when turned upside down. Most flesh-beings wriggle to get the right side up and then move.

“I- I --” The little human stuttered, staring up at Makishima with eyes the deep, vivid blue of cineraria blooms.

Makishima waited patiently, spindly fingers reaching out to run through the human’s roots. He doesn’t understand why humans have their roots on top or why they’re so thin. At least animals have their roots all over.

The human squeaks again. It sounds almost mouse-like. But mice do not grow this big and the little human has no tail so Makishima decides it is not actually a mouse in disguise.

“Are you a god?” The little human asks, clutching its fronds of silverleaf and its weapon to its trunk.

“I do not know,” Makishima answers reasonably. “What is a god?”

The little human explains and Makishima decides he likes the concept.

“Yes. I am a god.”

The other dryads are laughing; he can hear it in the rustle of their leaves despite the lack of wind, in the bending-falling flower petals that suddenly crown him with a circle of pure white apple blossoms.

The little human seems most impressed by that, staring with wide-eyed awe.

It is a good look on the little human. Makishima decides he like that look too.

“Come, little human,” he says magnanimously. He takes an apple blossom from his own tree and tucks it into the human’s short locks. That will let him walk with the human even though they go away from his own tree. Only when it withers will he have to return.

“I will show you a better place to find silverleaf.”

The others are still laughing as he leaves with the little human but Makishima doesn’t care. The little human intrigues him and besides, the little squirrel that lived in his tree died last winter. Perhaps the little human will prove a hardier pet.

PROMPT: Team Kanzaki Miki/Miyahara

[elucidatedlucy]

Ship:Tadokoro Jin/Toudou Jinpachi (/Makishima Yuusuke if you want to make it poly)
Series: Yowamushi Pedal
Major tags: Character death
Other tags: Ghosts & possession

Prompt: Stage actor Tadokoro Jin is boisterous, charismatic, and unfortunately a little shy about script at times. Apparently, this makes him the only vaguely suitable vessel Toudou's found in decades, and Toudou seems unwilling to vacate the premises until all his own acting dreams are achieved.

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[mondegreened]

Ship: Kagami Taiga &/ Himuro Tatsuya
Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke
Major Tags: none.
Other Tags: QUINCY ARCHER HATES YOU

Prompt: Bleach AU.

Re: PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[yrindor]

YES!!!

PROMPT: Team Kanzaki Miki/Miyahara

[elucidatedlucy]

Ship: Mawatari Yuzuko & Ringi Cordeiro
Series: Teppu
Major tags: Character Death (and undeath)
Other tags: None

Prompt: The first person Ringi brings back from the dead is the last.

To say the least, she didn't expect corpses to be this annoying.

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[concolor]

Ship: Naruko Shoukichi&/Imaizumi Shunsuke
Fandom: Yowamushi Pedal
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: ninjas

Prompt: An au where Naruko is Naruto and Iwaizumi is Sasuke, rivals until the end

Re: PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[katsukat]

This is my kind of content​ omg

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[mondegreened]

Ship: Mayuzumi Chihiro &/ Himuro Tatsuya
Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: self-indulgence

Prompt: the one where Himuro and Mayuzumi play on the same university basketball team.

FILL: Team Himuro Tatsuya/Nijimura Shuuzou, T

[cherrysalmon]

Major Tags: none
Other Tags: swearing, friends-with-benefits (?), ??plot??, some angst. also an example of mayuzumi chihiro Trying To Be A Good Senpai, Really, He's Trying
Word Count: 1,099

full offense why did this prompt happen to me
think of this as like, post-canon college au, also feel free to guess which uni i put them in lmao

***


Chihiro likes to spend his lunchtime on the rooftop, a habit he’d kept with him into college. It’s easier finding quiet, deserted spots here, if you know how to look for them, with the added bonus of lowering the probability of being found by pesky teammates.

Not that that entirely stops them. Chihiro’s only on the third page of his newest acquisition when he hears the door creak open, breaking the once blissful silence.

“Practice’s not until three,” he says automatically.

“I’m not here to nag you on your form,” Tatsuya replies. Chihiro doesn’t bother looking up as he listens to the approaching footsteps, his mind already wandering away from the contents of his novel. It’s no use dwelling on the inevitable.

“Why do I even bother,” he says, reaching out to grab Tatsuya by the arm.

-

Practice is uneventful, punctuated by the unending chants of “we gotta beat Tokai this year” and groans from the first-years. The Intercollegiate is less than two months away; they’ve got a good team this year, a great team even, coming back in the face of the loss they’d sustained last year. To Chihiro, that’s all background.

He hadn’t come to here for basketball in the first place. It had been the competitive computer science program that’d wooed him, and he’d gotten good enough scores on the entrance exams to be smug about being here. And yet here he is, sucked back into basketball after less than a year of avidly (in his mind, anyway) trying to avoid it. All things considered, it’s not actually that bad.

Though it had come with its own set of annoyances.

“Oh, of course that’s why. I didn’t know you went for the pretty ones, Chi-chan,” Reo had called him (how the fuck had he even gotten Chihiro’s new number?) about a month ago, before school had started. “If I’d known that in high school—“

He’d hung up after that (and had gotten a slightly reprimanding text from Akashi later on. Figures.)

It’s simple, he tells himself. Basketball. He just wants to stay in shape. Playing sports is a luxury he won’t have anymore once he’s set loose into the real world of long office hours and shitty pay. But when he looks up from the sidelines at the figure breaking out from the pile of bodies guarding him, the perfect curve of a three-pointer cleaving through the air, the coach’s whistle signaling the end of the game as it lands neatly inside the hoop, well.

It’s not that simple.

-

Chihiro still isn’t sure what they are. Fuckbuddies? Friends with benefits? Are they even friends—the thought sometimes crosses his mind when he’s standing in line at Sukiya waiting for takeout, or when he’s blanking out at the lines of code filling his screen. They hang out sometimes after practice, eat together, mostly in quiet. Tatsuya is pleasant to look at and alright to talk to, slightly less annoying than Chihiro’s ex-teammates; not that any of that lets Chihiro forget what he saw at the Winter Cup three years ago.

It’s strange because he knows Tatsuya has other buddies, other people and mutual sort-of acquaintances he probably cares about way more than Chihiro on top of schoolwork and club activities, but he still makes time to meet. Sometimes Chihiro wonders if Tatsuya only puts up with him by virtue of proximity. If that’s true, Chihiro doesn’t blame him. But.

They haven’t gotten into any real altercations yet, which surprises him. Probably because neither wants to talk about this, make clear the lines between them—whatever they are. That day will come sooner or later, Chihiro supposes, not that it makes him feel any differently about the situation.

Maybe if they would talk, that would change.

(But he doesn’t know if he’d like that.)

-

What he does notice is Tatsuya getting increasingly antsy, less composed around him, the closer it gets to the championship. He’s still the same on the court—vice captain this year, in charge of keeping the kids in check while Coach and the captain go over their plays. Nothing to suggest anything’s wrong at all.

After re-watching the championship game from last year for what feels like the 50th time they’re driven hard that day, a rainy Friday afternoon. By the end of it Chihiro feels like he’s apt to pass out on the pavement walking back to his dorm. What’s the use of this, he thinks as he looks up at the shitty weather, taking out his umbrella—he’s sure he’d be sitting out most of the games anyway.

Then he hears someone cough quietly behind him. “Yeah?”

“I forgot my umbrella.”

Chihiro sighs. “Smooth. Come here.”

Tatsuya doesn’t say much as Chihiro walks him back, their bodies shoved close together as the incessant rain continues to pour down. They’re living in the same building this year, though on different floors; Chihiro makes a face as he shakes the remaining water off his umbrella at the door. “Ugh, this weather.”

“Thanks for that.”

“Really,” Chihiro says, leaning over; there’s nobody to see them anyway. Both of them are sopping wet—you can’t really shove two six-feet-tall boys under a tiny umbrella and expect them not to be. Tatsuya tastes like salt, and something else—Chihiro doesn’t look up from the kiss, but he can feel Tatsuya’s hand on his back tighten.

Oh.

Why is this happening to me, Chihiro thinks, but really, he’s the one who’d gotten himself into this situation. As much as he hates to admit it. He pulls Tatsuya closer, pulling them into the corner where other people would be less likely to stumble upon them. The ring Tatsuya always wears is warm against his skin. Feeling it brings something to the back of his mind—the buzzer sounding, echoes across the court.

Of course.

“Last year wasn’t your fault,” he murmurs. Some part of him wants to smack Tatsuya. And himself—there’s not much he could say, is there? He knows this feeling too. So Chihiro just stands there, leaning the folded umbrella against the wall, holding him.

When they finally break apart there is nothing in Tatsuya’s eyes that would suggest tears, save the faint traces of red around his eyes that Chihiro isn’t even sure is there. The ripples smooth across his face until there is nothing left but his usual expression, inscrutable, beautiful.

“We’ll do better this year.”

“Yeah?” It would be a lie to say he’s not relieved, but Chihiro lets himself break a small smile as he picks up the umbrella once more. “Can’t do that with a cold. Let’s go inside.”

PROMPT: team akaashi keiji/bokuto koutarou

[earlgrey_milktea]

Ship: ennoshita chikara &/ tanaka ryuunosuke
Fandom: haikyuu!!
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: pizza topping discourse, maybe

Prompt: au based on this:

Re: PROMPT: team akaashi keiji/bokuto koutarou

[flippinflakes]

IM GOING TO CRY THIS IS AN AMZAING PROMPT OMG

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[mother_herbivore]

Ship: Kinjou Shingo & Makishima Yusuke & Tadokoro Jin
Fandom: Yowamushi Pedal
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: None

Prompt: Overwatch AU where Kinjou and Tadokoro are the only ones who ever protect support hero Makishima during missions

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[concolor]

Ship: Kei Tsukishima/Tadashi Yamaguchi
Fandom: haikyuu
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: werewolves , fantasy

Prompt: Supernatural au?? I would prefer Yama as the werewolf and Tsuki as a hunter; how long did they think they could ignore it amirite guys

Re: PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[marks]

haha saving this aggressively

PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[phantomdoodler]

Ship: T2 (Aoyagi Hajime/Teshima Junta)
Fandom: (Yowamushi Pedal)
Major Tags: None
Other Tags: I hurt myself posting this

Prompt: AU where Teshima likes himself

Re: PROMPT: TEAM GRANDSTAND

[dynamite]

ah yes, my favourite ot3 rarepair, teshima/happiness/aoyagi

PROMPT: TEAM KUROO TETSUROU/SAWAMURA DAICHI

[tsukkis_playground]

Ship: Tendou Satori/Tsukishima Kei
Fandom: Haikyuu
Major Tags: Explicit Sexual Content
Other Tags: Masturbation, Phone Sex, Dirty Talk

Prompt: The last thing Tsukishima expected to happen while he was masturbating, was for someone to call. But their voice is so sexy that he can't help but try to keep them on the line.

PROMPT: TEAM KURAMOCHI YOUICHI/MIYUKI KAZUYA

[kazuyas]

Ship: kuramochi youichi/miyuki kazuya
Fandom: daiya no a
Major Tags: none.
Other Tags: violence, probably? curses, body horror as a result of those curses, etc. etc.

Prompt: [clears my throat] i'd like to humbly prompt a pirates of the caribbean au, with miyuki as the governor's child, kuramochi as an apprentice with a talent for swordsmanship, and kataoka and his cursed crew. the rest of the roles are up to you (and even these are flexible if you see this going a different way), but personally i would die for mei in the role of commodore norrington.

PROMPT: TEAM KURAMOCHI YOUICHI/MIYUKI KAZUYA

[kazuyas]

Ship: takigawa chris yuu &/ sawamura eijun &/ furuya satoru &/ kominato haruichi &/ miyuki kazuya &/ kuramochi youichi &/ yuki tetsuya &/ isashiki jun &/ kominato ryousuke &/ fujiwara takako &/ narumiya mei &/ masatoshi harada &/ honestly any combination therein, including other daiya characters i didn't mention
Fandom: daiya no a
Major Tags: none.
Other Tags: angst, suffering, violence, gangs, crime, etc. etc.

Prompt: six of crows duology au! i haven't given much thought to assigning roles so go hog-wild tbh

Re: PROMPT: TEAM KURAMOCHI YOUICHI/MIYUKI KAZUYA

[wino]

holy SHIT

Prompt: Team Prince of Tennis

[nobetterpicture]

Ship: Kaidoh Kaoru/Momoshiro Takeshi
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: none

Prompt: Legally Blonde AU where Momo is Paulette and Kaidoh is the hot UPS guy (please. Kaidoh in those shorts....Momo doesn't stand a chance)

Fill Team Eyeshield 21, PG

[rosebrook]

Major Tags: None
Other Tags: Brief mentions of butts and blood
Word Count: 1254


This sure was a thing I wrote

***

It started out as any other Tuesday in the salon. Momo had just finished working on his final client before his lunch break ( a simple wash, cut and blow-out. No problem for him) when he heard a voice calling from the waiting room.

“I need someone to sign for this package. It’s labeled for Momoshiro Takeshi? This the right place?”

“Oh yeah,” Momo thought to himself. “I did get an email saying that the shampoo sets would arrive sometime today.”

“I’ll be there in two seconds, sorry to make you wait,” Momo called, not looking back. He quickly cleaned up his work station, stuffed the used combs in a bottle of barbicide, and made his way over to the door.

Momo stopped dead in his tracks, absolutely mesmerized by the sight in front of him. The UPS worker had a handsome enough face, but his legs were where he really shined. Those quads looked like they could kill a man. Momo almost felt bad for him since it was clear that the shorts were about a size too small, but honestly, his own personal enjoyment trumped any sort of sympathy that he might have had towards the worker.

Momo shook his head trying his best to snap his mind out of the gutter.

“I didn’t mean to keep you uh... waiting. I appreciate your patience um… your name if that’s alright to ask?,” Momo said while he scribbled his signature across the screen.

“It’s Kaidou, and It’s not like I was waiting for a long time anyway so don’t worry..”

“It still means a lot. I can get zoned out while I work so it’s great to know that I didn’t frustrate you or anything like that. That’s the sign of a very well mannered and kind employee. Wish some of my staff would follow your example.” Momo gave a quick nervous laugh and handed back the device.

“I’m just doing what’s expected of my job. It's nothing special,” Kaidou mumbled into his sleeve while slight blush began to appear across his cheeks.

Momo swore that his heart just skipped a beat. That might have just been the cutest expression he had ever seen another human make. He was about to add on another comment perhaps as an attempt to flirt, but Kaidou had already turned around to exit the salon.

Momo knew one thing for sure. Those shorts looked even better on him from behind.

“Hey Kikumaru!”

“What is it boss?”

“Are we running low on any supplies? I have to make a new order so it arrives at this time next week.”



A week later, the other salon employees (and some of the clients) noticed that Momo had been acting strangely all morning. Momo was always fairly laid back, but he didn’t often sing along to the songs on the radio. It was usually limited to light humming and not for every song. None of it seemed to affect the quality of his work so no one felt bothered enough to mention it to him. Well, almost everybody.

“You kept stealing glances at the front entryway about once every thirty seconds while you were blow drying my hair. What’s up with that?”

Momo looked up from the cash register to see An in front of the desk her hand outstretched with a tip for him. He accepted it and wondered how he could possibly explain the situation without revealing all the details on his new obsession. Trying to deny this behavior wasn’t at option. An was a tenacious girl and that would only fuel her desire to learn to the truth.

“Long story short, I’m expecting a UPS package today and I really hope they send this one specific delivery guy because he has a nice face and it’s really hot the way his legs fill out that uniform. And I’ll probably be too nervous to say anything cohesive and end up talking way too quickly.” Momo sped through his answer looking at An straight in the face. “Happy with my response?”

An broke out into laughter, and Momo wasn’t sure if he should be offended or not by her reaction. After her giggles subsided, she began to speak. “Momo, you have nothing to worry about. You’re a great conversationalist and you make all of your clients feel comfortable with you. Just be yourself and find a subtle way to get him to talk with you more.”

Just as Momo was about to respond, the door to the salon opened and a familiar voice echoed throughout the waiting room.

“Package for Momoshiro Takeshi!”

The moment of truth had arrived.

Before he could make his way over to where Kaidou stood, An managed to pull down Momo’s shoulder so she could whisper one final comment into his ear.

“Damn, Momo. You sure weren’t kidding about those shorts.”

Momo gave her a light shove on the shoulder hoping that his face wasn’t an abnormal shade of red.

“Good to see you again Kaidou.” Momo walked up with a big grin on his face. Kaidou acknowledged him with a nod while Momo continued to speak. “Hope you’ve been well this past week. Man we’ve been so swamped. I can’t believe I forgot to order mousse until now. Running out would have been both devastating and embarrassing.”

“I can only imagine. I’m not too familiar with all the different hair care products and brands,” Kaidou said looking around at the variety of shampoos that lined the shelves.

Momo’s eyes lit up at the last statement. This was his chance.

“Youshouldtotallycomeinforanappointment. I’llgiveyouthefamilyandfriendsdiscount.”

If Momo’s face wasn’t red before, it was now definitely a deep scarlet.

“I’ll just shut up and sign for my package now,” he mumbled before Kaidou even had a chance to respond.

Momo’s hands were shaking so much that as soon as he picked up the device, it slipped out of his grip. On instinct, both of them lunged in an attempt to grab it; however, their heads ended up colliding with one another on the way down. Momo was able to regain his balance and stay standing, but Kaidou fell right onto the floor. Seeing that Kaidou’s nose was now gushing blood, Momo began to panic.

“Kaidou, I’m so sorry! That was so stupid of me. Are you ok? Do you need anything? Can you see me? Do you know where you are?” Momo let out a barrage of questions that left Kaidou unsure of which one he should respond to first.

“I think I’m ok. I just need to get to a bathroom to clean up my face,” Kaidou said as he started to push himself off the floor. Momo was about to give him a hand to help his stand up, but Kaidou immediately sat back down.

“On second thought, standing up isn’t a good idea for me right now.” Kaidou looked around the room seemingly on edge about something. Momo followed his gaze, but didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary.

“You sure? I can get you anything you need.”

Kaidou made a motion with his hand that told Momo to squat down in front of him.

“I might have ripped my shorts when bent down and fell earlier. Do you have anything I could borrow to wear home?”

Momo instantly burst out in laughter while Kaidou cradled his head in his hands.

“I’ll get you one of our cleaning uniform’s, but you have to promise me to come in for a haircut on your next day off. Deal?”

“Deal.”

PROMPT: Team Imaizumi Shunsuke/Kinjou Shingo

[yrindor]

Ship: Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: supernatural elements

Prompt: Magical libraries AU. Kenma works at the Archive. Kuroo is about to learn that "libraries are magical places" isn't just a figure of speech.

FILL: team bokuto koutarou/kuroo tetsurou, G

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Major tags: none
Other tags: none
Word count: 462

One of these days I'll actually manage to make one of these smutty, oops.

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When Kenma walks past the alchemy and transmutation section, pushing a levitating book cart ahead of him with one hand poised in the air, he notices Kuroo’s got his feet up on the table again. There’s a dusty tome propped up on his long legs, a small stack of others on the chair beside him, and a mug of coffee balanced on top of those.

“Oi,” Kenma says, nudging Kuroo’s feet until he drops them to the floor. “I know you’ve already read that one.”

“It’s called studying, you might want to try it sometime.” Kuroo beams up at Kenma. His smile’s crooked but his teeth are so white and perfect; it’s annoying.

Sometimes it’s like Kuroo’s grins have some sort of call-and-response charm built in. Kenma purses his lips in a struggle not to smile back. “You better not spill that either,” he mutters. “They’ll kick you out if you destroy a book from the restricted section.” He pauses. “How did you even get that?”

Kuroo’s smile curves deeper into something that makes Kenma look away with a warm flush. “I have my ways.”

He says it like he’s pulled off some sexy library heist, but Kenma’s pretty sure he just means he got a note from one of the professors. Most of them are indulgently fond of Kuroo; another thing that’s annoying.

After glancing around at all the students making noise, drinking their contraband coffees, and leaving piles of books strewn in places they don’t belong, Kenma makes a face and huffs. “Why can’t people just study in their rooms. The library is for books.”

“For one,” Kuroo says, while reaching out to grab Kenma’s hand and tug him closer, “Yakkun’s an awful roommate and kicked me out so he could finish writing that song for class.”

Kenma lets himself be pulled. It’s not because Kuroo looks particularly rumpled and soft, like he’d just come straight from a nap after being woken up by Yaku strumming his enchanted lute. Or because Kenma can smell that weird foresty scent of Kuroo’s useless hair potion from two feet away, and it smells really nice. He just doesn’t want to cause more of a disturbance than Kuroo already has.

“And also, if I didn’t study here, who would provide you with much-needed distractions at work?” Kuroo’s thumb brushes Kenma’s knuckles. Then he looks off to the side, a light blush suddenly coloring his cheeks, and Kenma is only so strong about these things.

“Bring those with you,” Kenma says, backing away and gesturing to get his book cart hovering again.

Kuroo blinks up at him for a moment, but stands and gathers his things. “Ah—where are we going, exactly?” he asks, as Kenma grabs him by the wrist and pulls.

“The restricted section.”

~

PROMPT: Team Imaizumi Shunsuke/Kinjou Shingo

[yrindor]

Ship: Makishima Yuusuke & Tokugawa Shou
Fandom: Yowamushi Pedal & Cheer Danshi
Major Tags: none
Other Tags: none

Prompt: What happens when they meet and go shopping together.

Re: PROMPT: Team Imaizumi Shunsuke/Kinjou Shingo

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clutches this prompt to my chest, how on earth did you /know/